The Sculpture and the Tear…

The rain was making the leaves rustle.The wooden house rocked on the hill as the thunder roared and the river gushed with its full might,indicating signs of a hilly area flood.

The professor (which reminded me of character “Sketch Turner” from a classic video game Comix Zone) was dripping drops of sweat from his nose.He was tired from all the hard work he did.He was heavily busy from past 3 years….working on his dream sculpture…And Yes…It was a sculpture of a girl…who reminded him of someone.

He didn’t care if the catastrophe of heavy rain,either caused an avalanche which could topple his hilly house, or which could cause a Tsunami flood and shatter his house.He was too busy to bat an eye to someone.His marvelous sculpture was in closing form and just needed a final touch of finesse.

When his hard work paid off and the sculpture was completed…It was truly a sight to the sour eyes.She looked so beautiful.Her figure so fine…like almonds soaked in milk.Her face…like fresh rose petals flying across a pedestal fan.Her nose…like the proud pyramid of Giza standing tall.Her tranquil hands like those of some mystic Greek goddess…and her feet…It was like she only walked on clouds and never laid a foot upon the dirty ground.

It felt like the time had stopped.The rain was coming down with all its might.The house was shaking like that of a 9.0 earthquake…Yet!The professor didn’t care…He was awe-struck at his own impressive work.She reminded him of someone & a projector of memories was flashing down his mind this instant.

Suddenly a tear trickled down the professor’s eye.The tear so powerful…It shattered the stone sculpture.The statue was completely torn to bits by the might of the tear.This tear was no ordinary tear.Its secret ingredient was “memories”…which were powerful enough to wipe away its existence.

The rain had stopped and The river had returned to its normal pace.Sunlight had come out and it was depicting a beautiful scenery.

The professor stood motionless for sometime as if, analyzing what had just happened.But he had learned his lesson.

He knew that the statue of this particular “girl” and the world of memories had passed away…BUT THAT SURELY DIDN’T MEAN THAT HIS LIFE WAS ENDED.There’s so much more to life than holding onto old memories.

He finally understood the proverb “YA GOTTA LEAVE YOUR PAST BEHIND”…And, With a fresh look of optimism at his face, he looked forward to his next project.

Afterall :-

“This is life and not a *I*K
Don’t take it too hard” B-)

RAZA SOHAIL

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The Advantages of Not Taking A Bath…

Alright…So here I was…sitting in the Drawing room-with sunlight piercing through the curtains…listening to Dance Basanti <(“)  (Everyone knows Bollywood songs suck :3….but this one…Trust me!The beat is slick *_* ) I had just eaten a potato cutlass sandwich for breakfast and I was getting bored with my Summer holidays so I just got the idea…Why not give my wide array of audience a new post to read…I actually wanted to write a post based on humor but this topic is so diverse…I was unsure which topic to choose from….IDK!Kim Kardashian-The Scandal of Bill Clinton-The manliness of Justin Bieber-The sexiness of politician Altaf Bhai-The goofiness of Adam Sandler…..and the list goes on and on……

Nah!This is not working…Maybe I should go eat something” were the final thoughts I could think of before I went towards the refrigerator.It was when I took out a chilled Peach outta my refrigerator to enjoy my Hot Summer Day…I finally hit upon the topic,I was gonna write :-

The Advantages of Not Taking A Bath…

Yes…Bravo…This was the topic which was waiting for me, to write on,with open arms…I mean wow…Such a great topic…One could go on and on and on and the list of advantages would never end…

Here’s the few advantages my dirty mind could think of :-

  • Saving of Water…Yeah!Come to think of it…THIS IS THE BIGGEST ADVANTAGE…(I remember reading a mag. in my childhood that stated by 2025…Water would be deficient by 70%…And that One of the reasons World War III would be fought would be on the issue of water
  • Saving of Soap…Think of all the famous soap brands you could think of …(Dove-Olay-Lifebuoy-Neutrogena-Pears…)Ya Know…People are actually finding it extremely hard…to provide bread and butter for their family,2 times a Day….and here you are….wasting away precious money on “soap”….I mean woah…..That’s some serious extravagantness !Bruhhh…I mean if you’ve such kind of money…Why don’t you give it to charity?…or ME? seriously…I would buy myself an X-box 1 and play Batman : Arkham Knight on 60 fps <(“)
  • You can top your class…YES…THIS IS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE…Ya!Know…In my college all the girls and guys invest so much money on expensive clothes,fancy deodorants to give themselves a good body odour and end up dating each other…They are so head over heels in “so called Love :3 “…their grades get **** big time….
    where as,if you’re a Dirty shenanigan….who doesn’t bath and doesn’t waste time on deodorants to impress the opposite sex…Who just has an aim of “StudyStudyStudy…and Not STDSTDSTD” <(“)….VOILA!!!4.0/4.0 GPA Baby…
  • The next point I’m gonna……………..”Raza!When did you last took a bath?The aunt you met at the family gathering…She remarked that you smell just like a sheep’s fur…and your bro…he was saying yesterday” Mama!Raza even smells worse than the maid who cleans the house “….Blurted the mom in a high-pitched voice…

Alright…that was an exaggerated insult…

But I mean seriously….HOW CAN I SMELL WORSE THAN THE MAID WHO CLEANS OUR HOUSE?

I’m gonna go get a shower…You should too…instead of reading my pointless blog <(“)

RAZA SOHAIL